Your Wish, Is My Command…

I’ve become the proverbial genie in a bottle.  Clients call and ask, and I grant.  Girl on girl?  No problem.  You want me to tell you how hot you look in pink panties?  Can do.  It takes all kinds, and so far I’ve had no qualms performing for my clients.  My favorite calls are the ones that start out as normal conversation and naturally progress as the client’s desire does.  And I really like it when they know what they want.  There’s nothing harder than trying to pin point what a client wants and trying not to upset him.  You never know how a client might react if you suggest the wrong fantasy, usually they get angry and just hang up.  Being the perfectionist that I am, I try to make their fantasy a reality verbally.  However, it sometimes becomes difficult to grant their every wish.  I had one caller that was really into slapping, and ironically he was really nice.  When it got a little rough (punching and kicking) I had to pull him back a little bit and he actually apologized!  I feel bad when that happens.  I’m there to supply a fantasy, but I can’t do that if the fantasy takes an illegal or uncomfortable turn.  Luckily I was able to find a middle ground and he seemed very pleased.  Besides, I make a much better genie than I do a punching bag.  A lot cuter too lol.  I had one client that was super sweet.  It was really a pleasure fantasizing with him.  And when all was said and done he said “thank you”.  For those of you who read this and decide to call one of these lines take note…   Treating the girl on the other end of the phone respectfully will only make her work harder for you.  If you’re nice to her, she’ll do everything she can to rock your world.  And if you’re not too shy, a thank you will forever be cherished.  I know that if that particular client ever calls back, I will go out of my way to please him.

Published in: on September 29, 2006 at 6:01 pm  Leave a Comment  

My First Time

Well I did it!  The company I had left the voice mail for called me back on Monday and within two days I had a contract and training manual and was ready for business.  There were only two things that I wasn’t prepared for, other than the obvious.  Most, if not all, companies require that you use a headset with a corded phone.  And despite popular belief, most corded phones do not accomodate headsets.  So I spent all Wednesday running around trying to find an adapter for my headset.  Once all was said and done, it was time for the show to begin!  And what a show it was!  To be honest, most of the clients started out really nice.  I say started out, because at the core of every human is a sexual being and the preferences vary as much as personalities.  There were a couple of moments that started leaning towards the illegal.  Luckily I work with a company that has rules so I can steer clients away from certain topics.  Some companies are what’s called “No Taboo” which basically means anything goes.  And I do mean anything!  Before taking my first call I was so nervous!  I didn’t have any idea what to expect, and I don’t think there’s any way to describe it.  I was so shaky I thought for sure my voice would give me away, but it didn’t take long before I found a rythm (no pun intended).   

Published in: on September 28, 2006 at 7:41 pm  Comments (4)  

Nervous Anticipation

After spending all weekend bugging my husband to no end, I finally decided to really go ahead and do it.  But be warned!  This is not for the faint of heart or the timid.  I spent all Friday, Saturday and Sunday thinking about if this was something I really wanted to do and if it would harm my marriage in any way.  Like I said I really bugged the heck of my hubby and he assured me with all the warmth and patience a frustrated husband can that he was really fine with it.  Then I had to wrestle with the moral dillema I was facing, but my husband was the one that actually made a really good point.  I will never meet these people, there is no physical contact and my picture will never end up on some smutty web page.  And just as the PC title says, I’m a phone actress!  It’s all fantasy, there is nothing real there.  No one gets on the moral high horse with movie actors and actresses when playing a role that requires a steamy love scene.  So if I help a few lonely guys and get paid for it, there is no harm done, at least on my end.  So I have put some feelers out to see what I can find.  My first attempt was to leave a voice mail for a company I found on a legitimate and popular job search site.  The message requested that I leave a voice mail and if they liked my voice, they would call back.  I found another company and sent an application via internet.  Please be careful if you do that!  Do not disclose any personal information that would not otherwise be available to the public.  And a third company left me with many questions, so I’m waiting for a response.  Hopefully these three scenarios will help illustrate what you go through when looking for a job like this one.  In the meantime, I’m going to continue biting my nails in nervous anticipation.  I can’t believe how nervous I am waiting for these replies!

Published in: on September 26, 2006 at 7:30 pm  Comments (3)  

About Me!

First, I am a happily married with two children.  I am perfectly normal, you would hardly notice me if we walked by each other on the street.  While I am pretty, I am not traffic-stopping beautiful!  I do have a full time job working for a law firm.  I live in a typical suburb outside of a large mid-west metropolitan city.  I am just like you, that is if you’re a woman.  I make dinner, do the laundry and help with homework.  I attend parent-teacher meetings and I try to maintain a romantic connection with my husband.  Only now, I’m embarking on a journey that is both enticing and scary and I’m inviting you to join me.  I have decided to join the adult entertainment industry as a phone actress (don’t you just love the P.C. title?) aka phone sex operator.  We’ll see what happens… So ladies, if you’re thinking of joining the ranks of the adult entertainment world, I’m your guinea pig!  Enjoy!  

Published in: on September 22, 2006 at 8:08 pm  Comments (4)